Dear New Realtor, Here Are The Secrets You Must Know To Make It
Via Big Stock Photo “Home is a shelter from storms—all sorts of storms.” — Political pundit William J. Bennett As I stand at what is probably
It’s a hard-knock life in the home selling biz. Sometimes real estate agents have to work with the worst properties and they still have to make them seem like gold. Imagine if the QVC channel sold homes. Here are photos of 8 desperate properties with what I imagine the listing descriptions would be like.
If you’re looking for a quaint place to raise your kids with “no monster under the bed” guarantee, then look no further than this lovely two-story property. This un-haunted home is ready to be loved for the right buyer. Call us today and set up an appointment to see this not-haunted home that is not haunted.
Looking to get away from the rat race? Is a nice peaceful rest on your mind? Well then this is the property for you! EXTRA quiet neighborhood with low traffic. Don’t pass up the opportunity to permanently retire here.
(yes those are graves)
Looking for an investment opportunity? Do you crave a home that just needs a little lovin’? If you don’t mind working with fire damage, ominous spray-painted warnings, or never knowing when your foot will punch through the floor, this could be your old-new home!
This beauty comes with intrigue and mystery in the form of bloody footprints. Who knows how they got there? Who cares! It’s an interesting trivia factoid for your guests! This home in Creepymurderwood Estates is priced to sell!
This beautiful two-story offering just hit the market and it is priced to sell. Make an appointment today! Agent Remarks: The rumors about a ‘ghost door’ haunting the second floor are completely untrue.
(Shh, our secret)
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Via Big Stock Photo “Home is a shelter from storms—all sorts of storms.” — Political pundit William J. Bennett As I stand at what is probably
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