These 19 Old-Man Babies Can’t Stop Doing Real Estate, Even On Father’s...

These 19 Old-Man Babies Can’t Stop Doing Real Estate, Even On Father’s Day

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    mike-bell-authorBy Mike Bell  |  Read Bio

    1. This baby still blames Alan Greenspan for the mortgage meltdown.

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    2. This baby would love to show you his old collection of MLS books.

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    3. This baby will turn you in to the real estate board faster than you can say “dual contract”.

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    4. This baby still uses a rolodex.

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    5. This baby prints out directions before showing homes.

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    6. This baby won’t stop talking about all the whippersnappers getting licensed these days.

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    7. This baby just called you from his Razr phone to ask where to fax the contract.

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    8. This baby’s email address ends with AOL.com.

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    9. This baby will offer you a Werther’s Original Caramel when you show up to his open house.

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    10. This baby will make you pick up a key before showing one of his listings.

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    11. This baby just dropped off a roll of film and can’t wait to see how your listing photos turn out.

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    12. This baby’s favorite topic of conversation is dual agency.

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    13. This baby still brags about the 14% interest rate he got on his first home in 1981.

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    14. This baby believes that a hearty handshake and stern eye contact will get more clients than your fancy Facebook ad.

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    15. This baby does the ‘removable thumb trick’ for every kid at his open house.

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    16. This baby arrives to CE class 20 minutes early to get front row seating.

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    17. This baby can’t survive open house boredom without AM radio.

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    18. This baby will begin negotiations… as soon as he remembers where he put his teeth.

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    19. This baby is disappointed that you’re considering selling your home, but haven’t called him yet.

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