1. Either this is a bad attempt at fixing a leak or it’s the greatest beer bong ever.

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2. “You don’t actually need a working thermostat. The weather’s always nice this time of year!” – Landlord

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3. Fresh blue paint job? Check. New security system? Check. Any potential renters? Nope.

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4. The ultimate in in-home security. Removable locks!

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5. Despite what that Taylor Swift lyric says, band-aids DO fix bullet holes!

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6. Wait, they still took the time to lock it up?

Via Reddit | DeuceActual
7. Raise it up about a foot…

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8. And you thought pay toilets were fascist!

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9. Just genius.

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10. Tall renters need not apply.

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11. “I’ll just keep addin’ stuff til’ it stops movin’!”

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12. Silly landlord, it’s DUCT tape that fixes everything.
Look how my landlord fixed my bathroom shower #CatchAContractor #mold @Skip_Bedell @AlisonBedell @adamcarolla pic.twitter.com/PY0PmoQyef
— Mackaaa Widdaaa (@mhwiddaaa) December 8, 2014
13. As long as you don’t mind missing 1/8 of every show…

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14. “What is that thing that fireplaces burn? Yeah, we’ll cover it with that!”
So glad our landlord fixed our fireplace 😑 pic.twitter.com/hyjOhMY0vd
— Andrew Larsen (@LARS_en) March 12, 2015
15. As leak proof as Mr. Snowden…
Sydney friend's landlord finally had the leak in his bathroom 'fixed' after 8 weeks. #YouHadOneJob pic.twitter.com/bv2RWXvMMZ
— Lisa Herbert (@MsLisaHerbert) February 16, 2015
16. Or is it masking tape that fixes everything?
I was absolutely thrilled when I arrived home from work yesterday to find the landlord had "fixed" the shower! #idiot pic.twitter.com/G4vSqC2y1X
— Live105 Halifax (@Live105HRM) March 20, 2014
17. Okay, seriously, this is getting out of hand.

Via Twitter | @Live105HRM
18. Do these people all have the same landlord?!!
Our landlord "fixed" our tap… pic.twitter.com/7JREKmXi
— KTStarr11 (@KTStarr11) February 15, 2012
19. Scottish duct tape?
Our landlord "fixed" our tap… pic.twitter.com/7JREKmXi
— KTStarr11 (@KTStarr11) February 15, 2012