15 Signs You Should Have Hired Another Contractor

15 Signs You Should Have Hired Another Contractor

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    seth williams authorBy Seth Williams, Lighter Side Contributor  |  Read Bio

    Ever watch episodes of “Home Improvement?” Weren’t you glad there was no way you’d run into a builder that prone to making a mess of things? Well, you can suck that sigh of relief right back in…

    1. When they‘re efficient to a fault

    It’s not always best to bring all the groceries inside with one trip.

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    2. When “safety first” is an afterthought

    “Don’t worry. It’s just a short trip down the interstate.”

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    3. Or when “safety last” is their motto

    Maybe a trampoline would’ve been better.

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    4. When they can’t handy-man their way out of a wet paper bag

    Dude, it’s a tape measure, not a cobra!

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    5. When they arrive at the jobsite with an empty truck bed

    “I swear, it was there before I left!”

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    6. If you see gravity outsmarting them.

    Whatever you do, don’t let him push a stroller!

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    7. When their work vehicle looks like this

    Can you imagine what your house would look like?

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    8. If they drink on the job

    Unless he was sober, installing that fire pole you wanted

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    9. If they’re not bonded and insured

    Unless builder insurance covers “acts of stupidity”

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    10. If you see them eyeballing everything instead of using a tape measure…

    Careful. The first step out is a doozy.

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    11. …especially when it concerns drainage

    Please tell me this guy didn’t install the toilet, too.

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    12. When they take security a little too far…

    “That’s right! No thieves gonna be pickin’ this lock!”

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    13. …or when they don’t take privacy far enough…

    Ever been so drunk you had double vision? Problem solved!

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    14. …or when they’re gender confused

    Enter at your own risk.

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    15. Srsly?

    Modesty? What modesty?

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    Editors Note:

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