These 10 Reasons Why She Loves Being A Realtor Couldn’t Have Been Summed Up Any Better
This article was published on April 5, 2013 by Amy Curtis and is being republished with her permission. With the spring market underway, my days
17 Things That Have A Totally Different Meaning On HGTV
1. Carpeting
What it is – A soft fabric floor covering meant to add comfort and style to a room.
What it means on HGTV – Literally one step up from homelessness. Like, who actually has carpet in their house?! Gross.
Does the world really have it in for carpeting? Or is this really just an #HGTV thing? https://t.co/fSmzNpdroC pic.twitter.com/2aktzioEgs
— eieihome.com (@eieihome) March 23, 2016
2. Granite Countertops
What it is – Slabs of stone in your kitchen that you set stuff on; easy to clean.
What it means on HGTV – The only thing in existence a homeowner needs to scientifically prove their magnificence and success to their guests.
3. Move in Ready
What it is – A phrase used to convey that nothing needs to be done to the home before moving in.
What it means on HGTV – When the home has granite countertops, hardwood floors, stainless appliances, perfect paint colors and has a 1 mile commute to work…
4. Outdoor Spaces
What it is – Exterior areas surrounding the home.
What it means on HGTV – The area around the house that has to be big enough to accommodate a dog park, fire pit, bbq, pool with waterfall, and enclosed patio for summer reading… otherwise, NEXT!
Via: HGTV / Via Netflix
5. View
What it is – The area you can see from your own home.
What it means on HGTV – Unobstructed panoramic view of the ocean, mountains, and downtown New York City skyline directly from the living room.
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6. Man Cave
What it is – A non-essential, versatile room; extra space.
What it means on HGTV – “A getaway for my hubby to watch sports, play pool, or build a new family vehicle from scratch.”
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7. Open Floor Plan
What it is – A large area with unobstructed views created by the lack of interior walls.
What it means on HGTV – The only type of home design that can entertain guests and be worth living in.
8. Entertaining Space
What it is – A room designated for entertainment like movies, games, or dancing.
What it means on HGTV – A small open area that you will always say you’re going to use for guests but never will.
Via: HGTV / Via Netflix
9. Budget
What it is – The amount of money a buyer is willing and capable to pay for a home.
What it means on HGTV – A trendy, flexible word with many meanings that can and usually does change depending on emotions.
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10. Fixer Upper
What it is – A home that requires significant work to make it liveable.
What it means on HGTV – A home without granite counter tops, hardwood floors, stainless appliances or perfect paint colors.
11. Crown Molding
What it is – Strips of wood that run between the walls and ceilings.
What it means on HGTV – A way to remind your guests they are breathing the same air as royalty.
Via HGTV / Via Netflix
12. Wish List
What it is – Everything a buyer reasonably hopes to find in a home, but aren’t absolutely necessary.
What it means on HGTV – A list of must-have, deal-breaking features found only in homes costing hundreds of thousands of dollars more than the buyers’ budget.
Via HGTV / Via Netflix
13. Paint Job
What it is – The colors painted on a home’s walls.
What it means on HGTV – The ultimate and final deal breaker.
14. Neighborhood
What it is – The general community your home is located in.
What it means on HGTV – A four-block radius surrounding the home which MUST include a public pool, gym, Whole Foods, outlet mall, five star restaurants, dance clubs, police station, fire department, hospital, vet clinic, private school, natural park and beach cove.
Via HGTV / Via Netflix
15. Commute
What it is – The trip to and from work each day.
What it means on HGTV – The time it should take to get to work, which must never exceed fifteen minutes under any circumstances.
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16. Walk in Closet
What it is – A closet that is large enough to step into for selecting clothing.
What it means on HGTV – A closet large enough to live in or rent out as a separate room.
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17. Decision Time
What it is – A time to weigh all the pros and cons of a property before possibly making an offer.
What it means on HGTV – A two minute period where couples voice their differences about what means the most, never reach a compromise, yet 3 minutes later, magically agree on a home.
