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20 Faces Every Real Estate Professional Will Recognize
1. The “Did You Really Just Apply For a Kohl’s Card 10 Days Before Closing?” face.
2. The “You Picked My Brain For 2 Months, Now There’s a FSBO Sign In Your Yard” face.
3. The “Client Wants a 5BR / 4BA Brick Colonial with an Inground Pool For Under $150k” face.
4. The “Wait, I’m Your Realtor Not Your Therapist” face.
5. The “Hope I Never Co-Broke Another Deal With You, Let’s Just Get Through This One Amicably” face.
6. The “I’ve Shown You 30 Homes, It’s Time To Sh!t Or Get Off The Pot” face.
7. The “Just Got a Full-Price Cash Offer With No Contingencies” face.
8. The “Just Closed My First Short Sale, Before and After” faces.
9. The “Your Realtor Was in My Facebook Group Asking How To Fill Out a Sales Contract” face.
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10. The “My Commission is Non-Negotiable” face.
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11. The “Can’t Believe My Best Friend Had the Nerve To Use Another Agent” face.
12. The “I Soooo Need a Vacation” face.
13. The “Buyer Demands I Find the ‘Perfect Home’ and THEN They’ll Get Pre-Approved” face.
14. The “Home Inspection Report Came In and It’s 4 Miles Long” face.
15. The “Just Got the Clear To Close” face.
16. The “I Can’t Believe How Low This Offer Is” face.
17. The “Did I Just Overhear You Talking About Real Estate?” face.
18. The “Client Insists His Home is Worth $40k More Than 14 Identical Comps” face.
19. The “Say ‘Zestimate’ One More Time” face.
20. The “I Know You’re Lying, But Continue” face.
