Real estate agents love giving away freebies. You know the type—little promo items plastered with their name, logo, and phone number, handed out at fairs, open houses, and community events. At first, you might think, “Oh, neat… a pen,” or “Another tote bag,” and then… well, you stash it somewhere.
The funny thing is, these items multiply. They show up in drawers, on your fridge, in your car, and even your junk drawer. And before you realize it, your home is quietly stocked with an entire arsenal of these oddly useful (and often underappreciated) giveaways. They’re way handier than you might expect, even if you can’t remember which agent they came from.
Here’s a list of 11 everyday things around your house that almost certainly came from a real estate agent—or probably more than one—and which you’re using way more than you think:
1) The Rubber Jar Opener
It’s a thin, floppy circle of rubber with the faded logo of an agent you spoke to for 45 seconds at a community fair six years ago. You might not be able to remember (or even read) their name anymore, but every time a pickle jar fights back, you think about how they deserve at least a referral from you someday.
2) The Totally Useful Tote
You never planned on carrying around a bag with the face of some random Realtor on it. But that durable material, the size, and even the color of their brand all just hit differently than other bags when you’re looking for the perfect one to carry a watermelon and half a dozen Tupperware containers to a picnic.
3) The Notepad in the Junk Drawer
You don’t remember when it showed up, but there it is—sitting next to your keys, catching your random thoughts and grocery needs, one “don’t forget milk” at a time. No one needs 30 pages of “Call me when you’re ready to buy or sell!”… but you’re keeping it until the last sheet.
4) The Pen That Writes Surprisingly Well
There’s nothing inherently fancy about it—just a pen with a business name on the barrel and a clicker that somehow still works after four years. But it writes like a dream. It glides. It flows. You guard it like it’s a Montblanc. If someone borrows it, you watch them until it’s back in your hand.
5) The Most Magnety of Magnets
Even if you have a magnet from every tourist attraction you’ve ever visited on the fridge, the one you have from your local real estate agent is somehow the only one that actually has enough strength to hold up 9 take out menus…or one macaroni-art masterpiece from your child’s art class.
6) The Mini Calendar You Quietly Rely On
You act like you don’t need it. You have a phone, a laptop, a smartwatch. But when you’re on the phone and someone says, “What day of the week is the 14th?”—you walk directly to the fridge, squint at that little square, and whisper thanks to whoever stuck it there.
7) The Ice Scraper in Your Glove Box That Saved You Twice Last Winter
You scoffed when they gave it to you in July. Then January came, your real scraper went missing, and suddenly the little branded one was your MVP. You never said thank you at the time…but you think it every time it comes in handy.
8) The Too Tiny Measuring Tape
It’s too small for anything serious. You’ve never used it to measure a room, but it’s helped with curtains, furniture, art spacing, and one very intense game of “Will This Fit in My Trunk?” And it still somehow retracts better than the expensive ones.
9) he Flashlight Keychain You Forget Exists Until It Saves You
Most days, it’s just extra weight on your keys. But the night the power went out or you dropped something behind the dryer, it was your tiny beacon of hope. You pressed that little button, and for five full lumens of glory—you were the master of your fate.
10) The Sunglasses That Are Always Your Backup Pair
They’re branded. They’re plastic. They have a weird shape that doesn’t quite fit your face. But they live in your car, and they’ve saved your corneas more times than you’ll admit. You wouldn’t buy them—but you won’t throw them out.
11) The Umbrella That’s Been in Your Trunk Since 2019
It’s small. It’s kind of hard to open. The logo is peeling. But it was free, and you’ll be darned if it hasn’t gotten you through more than one rainy soccer game or unexpected downpour outside the grocery store. One day, it will break dramatically mid-storm—but until then, it’s your knight in soggy armor.
