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We’ve all experienced those Greta Garbo moments when we just “want to be alone.” But it’s often difficult to express that sentiment without coming off as rude or unfriendly. Well, what if your welcome mat could do the talking for you?
The following are 15 less-than-inviting welcome mats that get your message across loud and clear. So the next time you’re craving a little alone time, put out one of these and watch would-be visitors do a double-take.
It’s true, no one gets as warm a welcome as the fellow carrying a large pie.
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Hey, at least you know exactly where you stand with these folks.
Glad they aren't my neighbors! #unwelcomemat pic.twitter.com/piwLGjWB
— Rachel Kimmel (@Rachel_KP14) February 17, 2013
This is ideal for that pal who always comes empty-handed and overstays his welcome.
Either this is #pms or I've developed a sudden allergy to other humans #unwelcomemat
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If you’re not near a Taco Bell, better try again later.
This will make you reconsider ringing that bell, won’t it?
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There’s something to be said for knowing who brings out the best in you.
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A little contact goes a long way.
#ineedthat #doormat #unwelcomemat #idontlikehumancontact #ig #thatsenoughofthat
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If you’re inundated with people trying to sell you things you don’t want or need, this should do the trick!
My new door mat. #Guns #SleepingLate #DoorMat #UnwelcomeMat
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This little kitty needs to mind her manners.
Need this is my life. #wheredoigetthis #goaway
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Just because the front door is colorful, that doesn’t mean you’re invited to walk through it.
Who needs a bouncer when you’ve got this unpleasant pug working the door?
#pugoff #puglove #puglife #pugsofinstagram #blackpug #pug #typo #dita #unwelcomemat
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