16 Annoying Things People Say On “House Hunters”

16 Annoying Things People Say On “House Hunters”

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    mike-bell-authorBy Mike Bell  |  Read Bio

    1. “Honey, can’t you imagine us sitting out here in the morning sipping our coffee and reading the newspaper?”

    Said by: Couples who haven’t even purchased a newspaper since 2003.

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    Via Bigstockphoto

    2. “I don’t want a split level because I don’t want to have to decide whether to go up or down when I get home.”

    Said by: People who will likely have difficulty pulling the trigger on any home.

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    Via Wikipedia

    3. “Eww, look at that toilet seat cover. I think I’m gonna have to pass on this one.”

    Said by: People who lack the cognitive ability to figure out this “problem” is fixable by plunking down a whopping $7 at Wally World.

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    Fallon Tonight via tumblr.com

    4. “This furniture is really outdated.”

    Said by: People who apparently don’t realize the owners will be taking that with them when they leave.

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    OblioZen via flickr

    5. “It absolutely has to be turn-key.”

    Said by: Couples who lack all sense of reality.

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    Via Bigstockphoto

    6. “Having to do laundry in the basement is just too creepy for me.”

    Said by: People who probably check underneath their bed every night for the boogey man.

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    Via imgarcade.com

    7. “My commute really needs to be under 15 minutes, tops.”

    Said by: People who work downtown but are in denial about not having a downtown budget.

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    Gohsuke Takama via flickr

    8. “I need old world charm with new age modern conveniences.”

    Said by: People who don’t realize that early 20th century homes didn’t have walk-in closets. Or whirlpool tubs.

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    Pandawhale via tumblr.com

    9. “Oh, these countertops aren’t granite.”

    Said by: People who are probably obsessed with stainless steel appliances.

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    Jason Carlin via flickr

    10. “I was really hoping for a glass-tiled shower with a separate soaking tub.”

    Said by: People who take like one bath a year.

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    Via giphy.com

    11. “We can’t buy a home with a pink room. Our child is a boy.”

    Said by: Couples who have literally never even seen a paint brush up close.

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    Ivan Berkovica via wikimedia commons

    12. “We’d really like an open concept floor plan.”

    Said by: People who parrot other people who try to sound cool by spouting off trendy buzzwords.

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    Kathleen Seide via flickr


    13. “That spot over there is a real turn off.”

    Said by: People who will probably ask for a $5,000 carpet allowance.

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    Renato Ganoza via flickr

    14. “We really need an oceanfront house with a prime view.”

    Said by: Deluded beach bums with a $200,000 budget.

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    Via Wikipedia Commons

    15. “The stove needs to be gas, not electric.”

    Said by: People who most likely can barely boil water.

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    Bluekdesign via flickr

    16. “We have to be in the nicest part of the city. A helipad would be a huge plus. We need 7 bedrooms, an IMAX theater, a fully staffed Starbucks and probably a moat.”

    Said by: Deluded 26-year-olds graduating from their parents’ basement who want a P. Diddy home on a Vanilla Ice budget.

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    Joel via flickr

    (H/T Buzzfeed)