By Mike Bell
Said by: Couples who haven’t even purchased a newspaper since 2003.
Said by: People who will likely have difficulty pulling the trigger on any home.
Said by: People who lack the cognitive ability to figure out this “problem” is fixable by plunking down a whopping $7 at Wally World.
Said by: People who apparently don’t realize the owners will be taking that with them when they leave.
Said by: Couples who lack all sense of reality.
Said by: People who probably check underneath their bed every night for the boogey man.
Said by: People who work downtown but are in denial about not having a downtown budget.
Said by: People who don’t realize that early 20th century homes didn’t have walk-in closets. Or whirlpool tubs.
Said by: People who are probably obsessed with stainless steel appliances.
Said by: People who take like one bath a year.
Said by: Couples who have literally never even seen a paint brush up close.
Said by: People who parrot other people who try to sound cool by spouting off trendy buzzwords.
Said by: People who will probably ask for a $5,000 carpet allowance.
Said by: Deluded beach bums with a $200,000 budget.
Said by: People who most likely can barely boil water.
Said by: Deluded 26-year-olds graduating from their parents’ basement who want a P. Diddy home on a Vanilla Ice budget.
(H/T Buzzfeed)
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