I’m A Real Estate Agent. Am I A Sleaze?
If I’m not writing, I’m selling real estate. Sometimes, when I reveal this to my artsy writer friends, I get a look of surprise or
We all have secret habits, whether they’re hidden quirks that we don’t want anybody else to know about, or deep, dark secrets that would make a best-selling novelist blush. Homeowners are no exception.
While not every homeowner does all ten things below, here are some hilarious secret habits that most people who own homes will find familiar:
It might take a few dozen tries before getting it perfect, but it’s worth the effort to see that perfect lettering.
I hope Kristen shows up so she can see my fabulous new kitchen. That’ll finally wipe that smile off her face.
If I have to look at those discolored screws on my outlet one more time, I’m gonna lose it.
This is the bedroom linen/legal paperwork/electrical cord/dog jacket/unused paint brush/shipping box/dress shoe closet.
The nook in between the bookcase and the foyer is like a personal bat-cave.
The upstairs bedroom window lets you see the Smiths’, the Koranskis’, and the Rawsons’ house. Just make sure you don’t pull the blinds too hard or they might notice you.
Wow! It went up another seven hundred bucks since yesterday!
Everything looks so much nicer when you haven’t been staring at it for sixteen hours a day.
Sure, a lot of it goes to interest at first, but every dollar that comes off your balance will eventually belong to you.
It’s a bit of a humble-brag, but there’s nothing wrong with taking pride in the fruits of your hard work.
If any of these look familiar, then you just might be a homeowner. And if not, just give it some time, eventually you’ll find yourself with secret habits of your own.
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