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19 Hilarious Tweets That Only HGTV Fans Will Truly Understand
Television is a fun break from reality. Coming home, kicking your shoes off and flipping on the boob tube is a great way to get away from your horrible job, family, life… unless you love the reality TV. Then, sadly, you’re bringing that world home… especially when the shows are about homes! As benign as HGTV might seem, some of these fans are taking their love, and hatred, from a 2 to a 10 and Tweeting for the whole world to see.
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watching HGTV
couple: our budget is $920,000
me: pic.twitter.com/2EiW09bZxS
— *~n2mjcu~* (@hotlinexbling) January 27, 2016
That moment House Hunters makes you realize that apparently everyone else in the world, except you, has their lives together…
2.
Professional skills include Microsoft Office, 90 WPM typing, and occasionally being able to guess which house they'll pick on House Hunters
— Bridger Winegar (@bridger_w) February 9, 2016
Say no more! You’re hired.
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"This is my football" was my mom's response to my question "why are you so mad they chose house #2" while she was watching HGTV
— Todd Williams (@TWill15_7) January 29, 2016
Ahh… so that’s why dad always brings her a beer when House Hunters is on.
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The 6th ring of hell is just people on House Hunters telling you they're not buying the house because don't like the color of the paint.
— Paula Skaggs (@paulaskaggs) January 8, 2016
Your budget is almost $1million… but paint is what’s holding you back. Mmmk.
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I go to the gym mainly to watch HGTV
— Pablo Valdivia (@PabloValdivia) February 10, 2016
“And by ‘go to the gym’ I mean ‘lay on the couch’.”
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Every episode of flip or flop:
Tarek: "WE'RE ALREADY SO OVER BUDGET THIS COULD FALL THROUGH THIS IS GONNA BE TIGHT"
*makes $60,000 profit*— chlo (@chloererb) January 8, 2016
Curious how much money Tarek has when he says at dinner, “Hey, could you get this? Money’s a bit tight this month…”
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(my parents watching Property Brothers)
Dad: I swear to God they're gay
Mom: Dan how many times do I have to tell you? They're just Canadian— Alyssa Manusos (@alyssamanusos) February 4, 2016
And THIS is why Canadians don’t like us.
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When I die, I don't care what I come back as as long as it's not the Property Brothers' other brother.
— Annie Lederman (@annielederman) February 5, 2016
JD is the Khloe Kardashian of the Property Brothers.
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Valentine's Day plans: watch Fixer Upper all day and cry about Chip and Joanna's relationship
— Lindsay Heyman (@lindsayLheyman) February 10, 2016
THIS is when you know you are too invested…
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Sext: "do u like hgtv"
— SOIRÉENEXTDOOR (@balloutboy305) February 2, 2016
”But they said this line was guaranteed to drive the ladies wild.”
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Marriage is basically just eating together and watching HGTV until you die.
— The Fantastic Mr.Fox (@Camel_Crushin) February 19, 2015
Funny how marriages before HGTV survived on actually doing the stuff you’re watching.
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Mom: "I'm thinking of taking down that wall."
Me: "Is it load bearing?"
*mom stares at me in shock* #hgtvproblems— Raquel Tuohy (@raquel2e) December 10, 2015
When a tiny bit of knowledge makes you look like a rock star m/
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18% of my life is judging couples on HGTV.
— Alec Sulkin (@thesulk) February 11, 2016
Wow, judgemental much?? It only consumes like 10% of my life…
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No more home improvement shows for me. I keep getting emotional at the reveals #hgtvproblems
— Jess Martin (@j_mart26) February 8, 2016
And that’s the exact reason I keep tissue and chocolate dispensers near my couch…
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I feel like HGTV is creating some false expectations for the attractiveness of the contractor you hire for home renovations.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) April 29, 2015
Oh your contractor will have a six pack alright… in the cooler in his truck.
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Sometimes I pick "mindless" tv as a distraction to lower my bp but then end up yelling "YOU CANT AFFORD A BEACH HOUSE" #HGTVproblems
— Kat Nielsen (@KMNielsenMSW) July 12, 2015
I know, right? It’s like an emotional roller coaster that you can’t get off.
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Sometimes I pick "mindless" tv as a distraction to lower my bp but then end up yelling "YOU CANT AFFORD A BEACH HOUSE" #HGTVproblems
— Kat Nielsen (@KMNielsenMSW) July 12, 2015
When you realize House Hunters should be called Divorce Causer.
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"I'm excited to hate these people and all their choices." –me, watching House Hunters Renovations
— grace (@gracetopia) November 1, 2015
When you start wanting to renovate their faces, it’s time to take a break.
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House Hunters:
“We’re looking for a spacious 9 bedroom beachfront home made of iPhones where Bjork will raise our kids. Our budget is $800.”— Rob Fee (@robfee) April 22, 2014
