Tired of the Term “Cozy”? Here Are 15 Real Estate “Code Words” with Funnier (And Fresher) Alternatives

Real estate listings take a lot of heat for using certain “code words.” Words like cozy, charming, and potential are no longer seen as simple descriptors; they’re seen as warnings. As if every agent is slyly slipping in a translation: Cozy = cramped, Charming = slanted floors, Potential = run.

Yes, some words are tired. Some are clearly doing damage control. Some are working a little too hard to distract you from the fact that the washer is in the kitchen and the bathroom window opens into the garage.

And yet…at least these words say something. They’re concise. They paint a picture—however cliché it may be. And let’s be honest, they’re a step up from calling it “a structure with four walls, a roof, and a mailing address.”

But if we must retire the classics, let’s have some fun with the replacements. Below is a list of overused listing words and the creatively questionable—but surprisingly functional—alternatives we could use instead. Bonus: we’ve included example sentences so you can see how they might look (and sound) in a real-life description.

1) Cozy

Alternates: Thermally efficient, nap-compatible, spatially intimate, warmly compact

“Spatially intimate home just right for introverts and minimalists who enjoy knowing exactly where they left their cell phone at all times.”

2) Quaint

Alternates: Time-travel adjacent, grandma-chic, historically seasoned, Norman Rockwell-ready

“Historically seasoned cottage with artisanal squeaky floors and a delightful resistance to symmetry.”

3) Potential

Alternates: Equity incubator, DIY-friendly, future-famous, imagination-ready

“If you’re to grow your net worth in a short period of time, this equity incubator is the perfect investment for you!”

4) Charming

Alternates: Asymmetrically delightful, personality-packed, vibes-based architecture

“Asymmetrically delightful 3-bed with interesting ceiling angles and personality bursting from every nook and cranny.”

5) Luxury

Alternates: Semi-opulent, tastefully overimproved, not-too-shabby-chic

“This tastefully overimproved home has a semi-opulent primary suite you’ll just adore.”

6) Updated

Alternates: Recently not outdated, HGTV-influenced, post-laminate renaissance, 21st-century compliant

“Both the post-laminate renaissance kitchen—with stone countertops—and the bathroom (blissfully free of powder blue or salmon pink tile) are fully 21st-century compliant.”

7) Custom

Alternates: Uniquely interpretive, one-of-a-kind-ish, artisanally unexpected

“Uniquely interpretive design choices throughout—including an artisanally unexpected backsplash shaped like a flamingo.”

8) Traditional

Alternates: Architecturally nostalgic, rule-following floor plan, respectfully retro

“Architecturally nostalgic colonial with a staircase that says ‘let’s respect the rules.’”

9) Oasis

Alternates: Tranquility zone, professionally Zenscaped, Om away from home

“Backyard Om away from home with enough greenery, shade, and silence to trick your nervous system into thinking you’re on a meditation retreat—until the Amazon driver shows up.”

10) Nestled

Alternates: Gently hidden, nature-embraced, affectionately tucked

“Sprawling ranch home gently hidden within your own private forest.”

11) Up-and-Coming

Alternates: Hipster hopeful, pre-vibrant, pre-pricey

“Hipster hopeful neighborhood with a strong flannel-to-farmers-market ratio and a coffee shop just trendy enough to charge $7 for oat milk slated to open soon.”